A character in Dead Set
Played by Beth Cordingly
Dead Set · 37 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Dead Set: in 5 of its 37 quotes
Most scenes with: Marky (3), Patrick (2), Space (2)
Veronica is showering. Joplin is watching her from the camera runs
VeronicaI know you're there, Joplin. You should have just asked for a quick flash; it being the end of the world and all, I might have felt sorry for you. But you didn't, which is a shame because what you're doing is a bit creepy, isn't it?
Joplin leaves quietly
[The housemates see the zombies feasting on the dead]
Gotta be some terrorist bollocks, they've released some... loony gas.
Loony gas?
The government or army must've tested something they shouldn't.
VeronicaWhat, like GM foods or something?
VeronicaWhy do they keep coming towards the house?
Glad they do, makes them easier to pick off.
VeronicaYeah, but why?
Some kind of primitive intuition, maybe. They feel the need to be near us. Don't forget, this place was like a church to them.
Maybe they can smell bullshit.
Patrick [outlining his escape plan] We'll distract them. We'll bait them away. We'll bait them away from the gates then drive straight through.
Distract them with what? A ball of string?
They eat flesh don't they? Right? That's what they eat. We'll give 'em some! [Pointing to Grayson's corpse] There's a man-sized portion of Pedigree Chum lying right there. We'll chop 'em up.
Pippa and Veronica scream in revulsion
We'll Chop 'Em Up! Toss the best bits to the fucking ghoulies, they run after that "Munch munch munch, thanks very much." We'll drive straight through.
VeronicaWe're not doing that.
I didn't say it was gonna be a genteel parlour game you titted fucking idiot, but it's worth a pissing shot!
The Housemates are voting on Patricks escape plan
[Siding with Veronica] I'm staying.
Oh, grow some nuts.
look, it's my decision.
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Wake up, Muttley! She only wiped her slit up your thigh for the highlights reel, ya chimp.
VeronicaNo I never!
You would fuck a fishermans dog if there was a Heat cover in it.
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