Kelly tells the housemates what's happening
MarkyThis is quality. Hammer House of Horseshit.
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Played by Warren Brown
Dead Set · 37 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Dead Set: in 8 of its 37 quotes
Most scenes with: Veronica (3), Patrick (2), Space (2)
Lines by Marky 2
MarkyMarky's seen himself on the cover of Heat Magazine
MarkyWhoah, check it out! Front cover of Heat!
He reads the accompanying headlines
Marky"Rubbish in bed"? what the... "Desperate Fumble"? ... You don't half get a load of shit in that magazine.
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Scenes with Marky 6
DDavina
You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear.
MarkyBollocks!
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[The housemates see the zombies feasting on the dead]
MarkyGotta be some terrorist bollocks, they've released some... loony gas.
Loony gas?
The government or army must've tested something they shouldn't.
What, like GM foods or something?
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Why do they keep coming towards the house?
MarkyGlad they do, makes them easier to pick off.
Yeah, but why?
Some kind of primitive intuition, maybe. They feel the need to be near us. Don't forget, this place was like a church to them.
MarkyMaybe they can smell bullshit.
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The housemates are talking about things that have ended because of the zombie outbreak
Doctor Who.
MarkyWho cares? It's a kids' show.
No it's not.
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MarkyIt's one thing picking them off from the roof, it's another heading out there.
Says the man with the gun to the man with the pointy stick.
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The Housemates are voting on Patricks escape plan
Marky[Siding with Veronica] I'm staying.
Oh, grow some nuts.
Markylook, it's my decision.
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Wake up, Muttley! She only wiped her slit up your thigh for the highlights reel, ya chimp.
No I never!
You would fuck a fishermans dog if there was a Heat cover in it.
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