JoplinThis... This is not happening. And if it is, it is not happening to me!
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Played by Kevin Eldon
Dead Set · 37 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Dead Set: in 5 of its 37 quotes
Most scenes with: Marky (2), Veronica (2)
Lines by Joplin 2
JoplinJoplinGood old British Public.
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Scenes with Joplin 3
[The housemates see the zombies feasting on the dead]
Gotta be some terrorist bollocks, they've released some... loony gas.
Loony gas?
JoplinThe government or army must've tested something they shouldn't.
What, like GM foods or something?
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Why do they keep coming towards the house?
Glad they do, makes them easier to pick off.
Yeah, but why?
JoplinSome kind of primitive intuition, maybe. They feel the need to be near us. Don't forget, this place was like a church to them.
Maybe they can smell bullshit.
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Patrick is trying to convince Joplin to turn against the others
They Hate you! They've told me time and time again in that Diary Room.
JoplinWhat did they say?
You're old, you're a pervert, you're pretensious, you stink, your clothes make you look like a cunt. They have poured insults over you like buckets of cum. Do you know what they call you when you're out of the room? Gollum.
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