“Alternate Lifestyles” · Season 2
In this episode: Pacey Witter (3), Andie McPhee (2), Jen Lindley (1), Jack McPhee (1), Abby (1)
[Pacey and Andie are married for a school project]
I want a divorce.
Granted. You know what, we split the cash. You can have the kids. I'll keep the car.
That is so typical, doesn't it sicken you that you're living up to the most common and base of male stereotypes? You don't care about your wife and kids; all you care about is this overpriced absurd piece of metal.
Hey, it's got passenger side airbags! Look, I want a Viper, end of story.
This is just one assignment. Its not like your flunking out of school.
Yeah, I know that. But you get behind by one day, and then you're always struggling to catch up. And you become more and more confused, and then the next thing you know, you're out on the streets drunk and pulling around a shopping cart.
Andie, you're rich. Rich people don't end up on the street. They end up in Florida.
Is Andie on any kind of special medication? Because she just went psycho on me.
Why, what'd you do?
Oh, nothing. I just called her a spoiled princess.
Andie, a spoiled princess? I don't think anything could be further from the truth.
Oh, come on. Are you telling me your family's not totally loaded?
You think I work here for kicks?
I can't believe I'm friends with someone who only has eyes for Dawson Leery.
Guilty as charged.
Please, you're making me eww. [Jen smirks] Jen, look at me. I have three words for you. Make it happen.
Abby...
No, don't Abby me. Make it happen.
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