What other time in your life are we gonna be exposed to so many walks of life? People who randomly cross your path, telling you their stories, hopes, dreams.
Ways to blame us for their food being cold, not enough clams in their chowder.
It's just the full moon, it's got me freaked.
Not just tonight. All the time.
Have you ever noticed how the most interesting thing about a porn film is the title? I mean think about it. You've got your Sperminator, Romancing The Bone.
I don't know why they try to be so clever. I mean they should all have the same title, "Woman Pacey will never do."
Ouch. You know McPhee, all this verbal sparring we're doing is getting a little dangerous, so we should just go on a date before someone gets hurt.
Oh come on, you know you want to.
Well, maybe if I was asked politely.
OK. Andie, would you like to go on a date with me tonight?
[Shrugs her shoulders] OK.
Well, don't sound so enthusiastic.
Look, let's never let a guy come between us again. Men will come and go, but you and I are kindred spirits. We're rebels bonded by the common need to break out of this small town abyss.
Okay, are you sure you're okay with this whole guy thing?
Good, because I've been dying to tell someone. I've got a date with Vincent.
After everything I've done for you, how could you steal him from me?
Are you out of your mind? He doesn't even know that you exist, Abby. (
[Jen begins to walk away and Abby starts following her]
You might want to stop and pick up some condoms. You're in the big leagues now, babe. I mean that guy probably has illegitimate kids scattered up and down the eastern seaboard.
Yeah, he probably likes it kinky. After all, you are the girl from New York City, right?
I'm warning you, back off!
Yeah, old Vince probably knows an easy lay when he sees one!
[Enraged, Jen suddenly turns and slaps Abby hard across her face, almost knocking her down]
Don't you ever talk to me again, ever!
I do not know what to do about you, child!
Please, don't preach to me right now.
No, there'll be no talk about God. You leave him out of it. This is between you and me. What I witnessed tonight is something I never want to see again!
I had the situation under control. You don't have to get upset at me.
I am not upset, I am sick! I will not allow you to slide back into your reprehensible, New York behavior. Not while you're under my care. You will not disrespect me.
No, you wait a minute, Jennifer! This behavior will not be tolerated. You will treat me with respect, and you will act like a lady. You will not degrade yourself, not under my roof, and not in my lifetime! Have you no respect for yourself?
I cannot believe you would hit me. Me! You're my best friend!
Best friend? Abby, need I remind you that in the past two days, you have called me a bitch, a slut, and a loser?
Yeah. But I would never physically hit you.
You're warped! Why don't you just go home?
Why? Is the dork from the docks comin' a callin'?