[Pacey and Andie are married for a school project]
I want a divorce.
Granted. You know what, we split the cash. You can have the kids. I'll keep the car.
That is so typical, doesn't it sicken you that you're living up to the most common and base of male stereotypes? You don't care about your wife and kids; all you care about is this overpriced absurd piece of metal.
Hey, it's got passenger side airbags! Look, I want a Viper, end of story.
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