Pacey Witter quotes from Dawson's Creek

Pacey

Hey, I've got nothing going on now. So how about we go for a walk around town together.

Andie

Yeah, what's the joke?

Pacey

No joke, I've got no plans. And believe it or not, but I'd rather spend my time with you, than than flying solo. So pinch yourself, its your lucky day. You in?

Andie

Well yeah, I might as well.

Pacey

Unless you've had your heart set on watching Dumbo.

Andie

Nah, I've seen it about 700 times. You're not gonna throw me in front of a bus are you?

Pacey

Thats not such a bad idea McPhee.

Pacey

Have you ever noticed how the most interesting thing about a porn film is the title? I mean think about it. You've got your Sperminator, Romancing The Bone.

Andie

I don't know why they try to be so clever. I mean they should all have the same title, "Woman Pacey will never do."

Pacey

Ouch. You know McPhee, all this verbal sparring we're doing is getting a little dangerous, so we should just go on a date before someone gets hurt.

Andie

Forget it.

Pacey

Oh come on, you know you want to.

Andie

Well, maybe if I was asked politely.

Pacey

OK. Andie, would you like to go on a date with me tonight?

Andie

[Shrugs her shoulders] OK.

Pacey

Well, don't sound so enthusiastic.

Andie

Why do you insist on undermining me at every opportunity you get?

Pacey

Think of how boring the alternative is.

Dawson

Alright, I'm sorry if my confidence and convictions discombobulate you.

Pacey

Discombobulate, how many syllables is that?

Andie

It's okay to be scared, Pacey. I mean, the world is a scary, scary place. Pacey, I don't want you to be scared of me.

Pacey

How can I not be, Andie? You're the one who's opening up this whole life for me and I'm just afraid that...

Andie

What?

Pacey

I'm afraid because you're the single most important being to ever grace my existence. Andie, I am falling hopelessly in love with you.

Pacey

This sucks, dad.

John Witter

Lots of things in life suck, Pacey! That's why it's my job to prepare a loser like you for that inevitability.

Dawson

Pacey how could you forget to tell me that Jack was coming with us? Come on, I need some preparation time before facing my adversary who stole Joey away from...

Pacey

[Interrupting] You know what? Screw you, Dawson! This world does not always revolve around you. We can't all be the fair-haired embodiment of perfection. Not all of us have wunderkind and genius attached to their names. Some of us, like my father and myself, are just simple-minded folk trying to make it through the day without breaking something.

John Witter

Well, be proud of yourself. Enjoy this moment. A loser like you probably won't have many more like it.

Pacey

Do you have any idea how many times I set myself for that line, over and over and over again? I just can't stop myself from just trying to get one qualified, "good job, son", out of that bastard. He must be right. I really must be a simpleton.

Dawson

I know it's not the same, but there are other people in your life who recognize and respect your talent and intelligence. One of them is standing right in front of you. The other one is probably sitting in her bedroom having a perky coronary in anticipation from your return from sea.

Pacey

This isn't fair.

Fairness is overrated.

Andie

Um, it's just that, I molded you into this person who I thought you should be. I did it to my father too. I thought it was what I needed. You know, I place this unfair burden on people just so they can save me from myself. But I realize that I don't need a knight in shining armor, what I need is a partner. Someone who I can be proud to love and who's proud to love me back in spite of all my faults. And...it's you, You're the one Pacey. I'm really sorry.

Pacey

How come your apology was so much better than mine? I always lose to you Andie. [they kiss] You know, I take that back, I'm definitely the winner here.

Pacey

Whoa! Who are you and what have you done with my girlfriend?

Andie

She's been here all along. Just trapped beneath the bondage of Gap clothing and a good-girl complex.

Jack

Hey guys, did uh, Joey talk to you yet?

Dawson

About what?

Jack

Well the Ice House is catering a wedding on Saturday and we need some extra hands, it's 60 bucks for the day.

Pacey

Sold! For 60 bucks I'd cater your ass.

Jack

[laughs] Well, that won't be necessary.

Andie

[In Abby's room] OK, dear diary that new girl Andie is such a...psycho?! How many ways can you tell a person you don't like them...What?! She just won't take a hint. God, and that boyfriend of her's is a...

Pacey

Okay, you know what, I don't want to know, I don't want to hear it.

Pacey

You have to Andie, you have to choose, and I'm begging you from the bottom of my heart to please choose me... Open this door, come out here and choose me, please. You are so special and you give so much to everybody around you, and you know what Andie? I need you more than Tim does, so does Jack.

Andie

That's not true.

Pacey

Yes, it is. My life began when I met you Andie, and you never gave up on me so I'm not gonna give up on you. So, please, Andie, for the love of God, come out here and choose me, please.

Pacey

Well, I think you look fantastic sweetheart you just don't look like...you...

Andie

Ha ha...keep digging. You're approaching China.