Darkwing Duck Season 1 quotes

Darkwing

A hero does the undoable, risks the unriskable, and thinks the unthinkable!

Darkwing

If it's oil Steelbeak wants, it's oil he'll get.

My people's oil? Are you crazy?

Darkwing

Well, maybe a little manic-depressive on weekends... But I'm sane enough to know that a couple of heroes like us can overcome the likes of F.O.W.L. Launchpad, let's get dangerous!

Launchpad

Did you hear that? He called me a hero!

Launchpad

I'm coming, DW! I'm coming!

Steelbeak

Between the firepower of my battlecruiser and this baby [the weather machine], the city'll be throwing out the red carpet toot suite. And to top it off, Darkwing Dodo is somewhere out there, having dinner with Davy Jones!

Launchpad

Hey, surf's up, DW dude!

Darkwing

Launchpad, you saved my life!

Launchpad

Heroes are always saving lives; it's what we do. You might want to save the thanking part, though. There's no place to land!

My people thank you, as do I. With heroes like you, the world is a safer place. Goodbye, my champion.

Launchpad

Well...you know, DW here is the real hero...

Darkwing

...Is the luckiest sidekick in the world! 'Bye, Princess. Me and the boss have to be going. Launchpad, I underestimated you. As far as I'm concerned, we're colleagues, brothers in arms.

Launchpad

You mean it?

Darkwing

I sure do! From now on, we're one hundred percent equals. [pause] Now get the bags.

Launchpad

You got it, boss.

Darkwing

Need I remind you about the time with the peanut butter, the floor wax, and my VCR?

Gosalyn

That was an accident!

Launchpad

Gee, do you think something's wrong with him?

Gosalyn

Nothing a good exorcism wouldn't fix...

[as a root] No wonder they say money is the root of all evil.

Darkwing

If you haven't noticed, I happen to be WORKING, here.

Gosalyn

Really? Can I help?

Darkwing

No, thank you; I'd rather the equipment remain in one piece.

Darkwing

[in Gosalyn's body] Is everyone okay?

Gosalyn

[in Drake's body; with head stuck in the wall] That was epic! [pulls herself out] Let's do it again!

Honker

[in Launchpad's body] I'm okay…sort of.

Launchpad

[in Honker's body] Launchpad McQuack all present and accounted for. [coughs] I think. Everything's kind of fuzzy.

Gosalyn, where are you?

Here, Dad.

Gosalyn?

Dad?

Something must've gone wrong when I bashed that button. Instead of transferring information, I transferred us! [gasps] Trapped in a child's body. How can I battle criminals? Bad guys are really going to take me seriously now.

J. Gander

Darkwing, thank you for answering-- [notices Gosalyn sitting in the chair] What?

Darkwing

[notices he's still in Gosalyn's body] Oh, no! [jumps out and hides behind the chair]

J. Gander

Uh, Darkwing? Uh, Darkwing Duck, where are you?

[sits in the chair] Right here, J. Gander. What's up?

[peeking out from behind] Gosalyn, what are you doing?!

J. Gander

What's happened to your voice, Darkwing?

My voice? Oh, that. I'm practicing disguising my voice, just in case.

J. Gander

Ah, good thinking, Darkwing. A little girl's voice could come in handy, I-I suppose.

Good save. Huh, Dad?

Bottom line, babes, I may be a size two petite, but I'm still me!

But Gosalyn, we can't go to the movies. Your dad said-

Hey, since when does a kid tell an adult what to do?

But we're not really adults, we just look like adults.

Same difference. Trust me.

B-but you don't know how to drive!

How hard can it be? Adults do it. [gets in the car and Honker gulps worriedly, then drives the car out of control] Piece of cake.

I'm no rocket scientist, but I think it weird that the sun looks stuck. Maybe because it's 10:00 and the sun never set.

Golly, it would mean that something stopped the rotation of the Earth.