I am the terror that... flaps... in the night?
GDGhoul Duck
This is the director's meeting of Macawber's Mushrooms! I don't believe you were invited!
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Perhaps we could get together again sometime! I could share facts about spores and slime molds!
Ah, I'd like that! Sort of.
Gee, DW, sorry about your girlfriend being a fiendish bloodsucking creature from the netherworld.
Oh, Darkwing. If you insist on having principles, our relationship is doomed!
Oh, but bikes are so boyish! Don't you think Gosalyn should have more, well, feminine things? Have I ever told you that, dear?
[muttering] Only every time you see me.
Hey! Nice costume, there, Drake! Of course, nobody's gonna confuse you with the real Darkwing Duck!
Uh, you don't think there's any resemblance, Herb?
[laughs] No offence, there, guy, but Darkwing Duck is much taller! He's my best friend, I seen him once in person.
Methinks malicious mischief mars this masquerade!
Just as I suspected: the eels operate on alternating current!
You know, you're pretty smart - for an idiot.
You have some pretty good ideas - for a moron.
If there's one thing I hate, it's excuses! ...Make that two tings I hate. Excuses, an' a seven-ten split! [Darkwing shows up] Okay, make that three things.
Well, if you're not a crook, how come you're wearing a mask?
Hey, hey. Let's not get personal, helmet-head!
It came with the outfit!
Attention FOWL Agents! Come up with your hands up, or I, Gizmoduck, shall give you a sound thrashing!
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! What are these two tryin' to do, talk each other to death?
The only way to really be happy is to be who you are, and nobody else.
This from a man in a cape and mask.
Huh? Oh, oh I have to do this. For, uh, professional reasons. It's not like I'm maladjusted or anything; can't be that. Can it?
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