Yeah, right, Dad. Who'd wanna sit and watch you for half an hour?
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Where's the doctor?
[sees voodoo guy behind DW] Witch Doctor!
I don't care, any doctor!
I am the terror that- [crashing and coughing in the smoke] all right, who put the banana peel there?
How nice. It's the terror that trips in the night! [laughs evilly]
Very funny. But we'll see who gets the last laugh!
I can't let Negaduck take over the world! After all, I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the itch you cannot reach! I AM Darkwing Duck!
Today, St. Canard - tomorrow, the world! I always wanted to say that.
The city of St. Canard is home to a thousand criminals, but not one dares make a move. For in this city is a shadowy guardian, who hunts them like a phantom in the darkness. I am that guardian. I am the terror that flaps in the night; I am the winged scourage that pecks at your nightmares; I am Darkwing Duck!
The daring Darkwing Duck defies death yet again and defeats the despicable denizens of darkness!
I'm glad you came to your senses. Now will you ground me?
Ground you? Oh, I'll ground you alright! Into HAMBURGER! You'll spend the rest of your life paying for this!
[the Muddlefoots are coming] I'll handle them! Where's my shotgun?
I am the shopping cart that nicks your paint job!
I am the most fiendish terror that flaps in the darkest night! I am the skunk that pollutes your air! I... am... NEGADUCK!
Negatrons alone can't be split or merged; you've been... GALVANIZED!
Ingrate! You're no son of mine!
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Virtue is its own reward!
Oh, yeah? Well, I say: don't get mad, get EVEN!
He's so obnoxious, so arrogant, so conceited! ...It's gotta be dad!
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