BFBud Flud
This is the ultimate form of advertising! Would you rather drink my pure mountain magic... or a big fat monkey brain?
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...uh, all the better! Cases are so much easier when the bad guy offs himself like that.
LSLiquidator's Mascots
[singing] He's wet and he's cool, he's really hip / he may be made of water but he's no drip!
Are your muscles sore, tired, aching? Try Liquidator Brand Deep-heating Rub!
Here in the sewers of St. Canard, we've taken a local crime fighter and surrounded him with a wall of boiling water!
DW? DW?
LSLiquidator's Mascots
[singing] Darkwing Duck!
AAAAHHH! LOBSTER WOMEN!
Never mind the seafood, old pal! You just splooshed the bad guy!
[Darkwing and Launchpad are trying to break their feet out of 'hard water']
Now, on my command... I hope this doesn't hurt... JUMP!
[Darkwing and Launchpad jump off a 96-storey building]
[through teeth] It hurt.
I am the terror that flaps in the night!
Oh no.
I am the soap scum that lines your bathtub! I am-
[laughing] Oh I love your new summer costume!
Away goes Licky, down the drain!
I am the terror that flaps in your pipes! I am the hairball that clogs your drain! I am the original Mr. Fix-It! And you're in hot water, Licky. LP, steam his collar!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, FINE. So I'm a lousy plumber. So sue me already!
Once I thaw, you're aqua, Duck.
Concrete, shmoncrete. The Liquidator continues going mile after mile! [creaking, as the concrete begins to set] Of course, mileage may vary...
[laughs evilly] That'll keep my goody-two-shoes look-a-like busy. Okay, maybe pretending to be Darkwing Duck is a rotten trick. But hey, I'm Negaduck, a rotten kinda guy!
[On hearing there's a 1 million dollar reward for his capture]
Impossible! That's ridiculous! ...I'm worth 10 million at least!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Darkwing Duck pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.