[A policeman pulls Darkwing (in Gosalyn's body) over for driving the Ratcatcher.]
PPoliceman
Just how old are you?
DGDarkwing/Gosalyn
[sheepishly] Old enough to know better?
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
GDGosalyn/Drake
When are you two gonna show a little responsibility? You're both grounded for life and your allowance is suspended until further notice! Fun, huh, Dad? Just like the way you yell at me.
DGDarkwing/Gosalyn
I never yell at you like that. [sees the car on stairs and gasps] YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE AND YOUR ALLOWANCE IS SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER-Yow!
OK, listen up. Today's lesson is "How to Cook Up a Crisis." First, take one merrily spinning planet. Add one Iggy super rocket to bring it to a stop. Chill one half 'til frozen, while frying the other half like a burger. Bon appètit! [laughs] Oh, by the way, if this little bit of epicurean delight is not to your particular taste, just have the world governments cough up 100 trillion smackeroos, and we'll send you the chicken salad instead.
What is it with these world leaders, huh? Don't they keep an extra trillion around anymore?
High Command must surely realize that 100 trillion dollars is difficult to come by.
Hey, read my beak. Tell 'em to raise some taxes. Heh-heh. [to camera] Like they need an excuse, right?
HLHonker/Launchpad
With the planet stuck, there's nothing he can keep the temperature regulated.
Oh, great, Dad, you saved the world from a movie!
The city's on fire! It's the blaze of the century! Call the fire department! Call the police! Call my insurance company!
How about a brownie, DW?
I am the terror that flaps in the night!
Oh, no. Not here.
I am the pustulant blister that bursts in your boot!
FEFOWL Eggmen
Ewww!
I am Darkwing Duck!
Man, I can't get away from you. What are you, a franchise? Take him down!
[gasps] The rubber chicken!
No test can tell you how to live your life! A man like you, a man like me, we boldly go, and daringly do! Our heads are in the clouds, and our eyes are on the stars! Fill up your eyes with those stars, man! With every fill-up you get a free sports bike. Your future's out there, I tell ya! It's callin' to ya! And the future doesn't leave recorded messages by the way; you've got to BE THERE when she rings!
All set for our big night out, Morgana? Let's get... amorous.
Darkwing Duck. Crime fighter, bad Elvis impersonator.
I love the smell of voltage in the evening!
I am the terror that flaps in the night-stand back, you might get some blood on ya-I am the single career man all women want to date, I am- ouch! [surprised] Quackerjack?!?
No, I'm Quackerjack! You are Darkwing Duck.
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