I know the electromagnetic spectrum like the back of my hand! [glances at the back of his hand] Whoa, what is that?
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Well, the magnet will interpolate the hyperstatic matrix to a random configuration. Um... they'll go boom.
SPSplatter Phoenix
I shall save them from artistic oblivion, destroy that lowbrow rubbish they call art, and replace it with my own daringly innovative pseudo-anti-neo-post-modern deconstructionist, uh... stuff!
[about Launchpad] Some people grow up and some people just grow older.
Well, art always was my best subject! ...or was it lunch?
SPSplatter Phoenix
Don't make me laugh! Your bourgeois morality would never allow you to hit a woman!
It's- it's true. I just can't hit her. Quiverwing... you do it.
What's this, the janitor's closet?
It's... the Library of Forbidden Spells. [music sting]
So what's the Library of Forbidden Spells? [music sting]
Um... is it going to do that every time we say [whispers] 'Library of Forbidden Spells'? [music sting]
(About Gosalyn) She may not be book smart, but she's got great imagination! Just ask her teacher...who ought to be released any day now.
I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the water balloon that lands right on your head! I am Darkwing Duck!
BThe Bugmaster
[on TV] I've been watching TV recently, and I'm sick of this second-rate jerk, Darkwing Duck.
[to TV] Hey, hey hey hey! I'm a first-rate jerk!
Wait a minute, there's something strange about this 'Bugmaster'.
Yeah: she's in a bug costume, threatening a cockroach. I'd call that strange.
Well, Bianc, it's like I always say: you've got to break a few pennies to save an omelet. ...Well, I say something like that. Anyway, c'mon, Launchpad!
Oh, great. Another pun-obsessed super-villain.
Oh, nice shot of me there! Good composition. You know, this looks great! The only thing that could make it better would be if I could actually catch the crook!
Launchpad, this is science. Science always works!
Hmm. I wonder how much it costs to have my eyes trained?
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