Not that I care, Grizz, but you've got a fish in your ear.
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WHAT? I CANNOT HEAR YOU! I HAVE A FISH IN MY EAR!
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I am the screeching fingernail on the chalkboard of justice. I am the sourball in the candy jar of goodness! I am... Negaduck!
Surrender, you scoundrel!
Hey! You can't do that!
Yep yep yep, stand back, everybody. It's true Honker here is a very shy young man, but I've dealt with this sort of thing before. Honker...SPIT IT OUT!
Honker, it's just not like you to lie, but until you stop, I'm gonna have to ground ya. No going out to play, no television, no food, no water, no sunlight...
Herb!
[to Morgana's father] You should let your daughter choose her own company. She has impeccable taste.
MMMoloculo Macawber
What she needs is a nice ghoulish boy! Only then will she find true happiness.
She doesn't WANT happiness, she wants ME!
A mysterious hero protects the city of St. Canard. He is the terror that flaps in the night. He is the eraser that rubs out the typos of crime! He is- Gosalyn's Dad?
But I'm tired of being smart, Mr. DW! I wanna be like you!
Well, that's nice. [realises] Hey hey hey, wait a minute!
They won't get far! For I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the pebble in the shoe of ignominy! I am- [accidentally puts on Talaya] ZE QVEEN OF ZE GALAXY!
I always tell the truth, even if I have to lie to do it!
Confetti?
You know Dad: always prepared for a parade.
I'm way too cool to have a big ego!
Hey, I wonder if these gals have an unquenchable thirst for chaos and mayhem? We could do some crimes together!
I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the low point on your sine wave! I am Dark...wing... Duck. Rats. Another twenty-dollar gas cartridge down the tubes; there's nobody here!
Excuse me, have you seen any evil energy demons?
Right in there!
Oh, perfect. I get to die with my archenemy.
I'm really your archenemy? Gosh, that's swell! I always thought Dr. Slug was your arch-
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