Well, aside from sustaining massive internal injuries in a plane crash, and being chased by the army, the navy, and a troop of girl scouts with Pinking shears, yeah, I'm, uh, just peachy.
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Ooh, look at me, I'm shaking like a leaf!
Spirited, eh? [laughs sadistically] I hate that.
All right, you back off, and I'll go easy on you!
You're being spirited again.
He hates that.
Get any water on me and I'll evaporate ya!
You and what navy?!
LGLittle Girl
Look, mommy, a flower! [pulls on Bushroot's head]
Hey, kid! Easy on the foliage!
MMother
[shrieks and points at Bushroot] A plant monster!
Where?! Where?! Where?!
Christmas. Bah Grub-bug. Everyone treats me like last year's fruitcake...
[Putting lights on the Christmas tree] Let's get... decorative.
Gosalyn, I've told you before: it's a Christmas tradition to open your presents on Christmas morning.
Oh no. Please, please don't make me wait that long! I'll never make it! It's no use! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
It's tomorrow morning.
And what do you want, little boy?
LBLittle Boy
I want a drum!
Good, because I want you to beat it!
CCitizen
My fruitcake! Help! Someone stole my fruitcake!
Hmm... Who would steal fruitcake?
I wish I knew. I can never get rid of the stuff!
Something tells me that some sinister force is sapping the season's spirit!
[to camera] I'm really not sinister... just misunderstood.
Aha! Bushroot! I should've known that you were really at the root of this riotous ruckus!
Everyone's gotta celebrate their own way.
Hey! Who ate the heads off all the gingerbread men? ...I wanted to do that.
[Darkwing gets run over by Bushroot and his tree-truck.]
[Dazed] All I want for Christmas are my two front teeth...
Once again, our courageous Christmas crimefighter-that's me-searches for clues, ever-watchful for the corrupt Christmas criminal!
That's me!
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