Your parents must have been terrorists, 'cause you guys are the bomb!
S1 E4C.R.E.A.M
How much did Lans pay you to give up your father?
AAlina
You’ll never prove anything!
Did you hate him that much or was it just the money?
AAlina
It was both, all right? It was both.
(Max grabs at the briefcase, which flies open and all the money inside begins to blow away)
Say goodbye to one of them.
AAlina
No! [Grabs a bunch with her hands]
That should just about cover a one-way ticket to Portland. And you always have your hate.
S1 E5411 on the DL
I don't want to interrupt your social life with my petty concerns, so why don't we just close down the business and live off the charity of strangers, huh?
ZXZack/X5-599
Have we met before?
Oh don't tell me you're one of those people, because a raindrop fell in the ocean a million years ago, and a butterfly farted in India, you and I are sitting here drinking a cup of coffee that taste like goat piss.
Sam [aka Zack]: Anything is possible.
Unravel this mystery, grasshopper. What’s the sound of one hand hitting you upside your head, hmm?
I never pictured you as the married type. You're more the lone warrior. You know - windmills, armor.
Max [voiceover]: I don't sleep much, but that's okay. Takes up an awful lot of time, and I can always find something productive to do. Sometimes I think, "What's wrong with all you people, snoring your lives away?" Night is the best part of the whole day.
Let the injustice roll off you like water.
I let Normal screeching roll off me like water. I let cheating boyfriends roll off me like water. I let everything that is wrong and lousy in this world roll off me like water -- but this is my motorcycle.
Sam [aka Zack]: Who would I talk to about working here?
Well, if you're smart, no one. But if you're desperate and male prostitution is out of the question talk to that fool. [pointing to Normal]
[Herbal] was smoking a marijuana cigarette in the men's room.
Herbal Thought happens to be a Rastafarian. Ganja happens to be a sacrament in his religion.
It says right there in Genesis: "Thou shalt eat the herb of the fields."
Listen, if Herbal was nibbling leafy vegetables in the men's room I would give up my life defending his right to do so. But no, that's not the case. He was breaking the law of the land.
Funny how everything started to fall apart when you canned Herbal.
Oh, I get it. This is some sort of job slowdown. Ooh! Payback for me trying to operate a drug-free workplace.
JPJam Pony Rider
A sacrament-free workplace is more like it.
There's some food in the kitchen if you're hungry.
Not really.
Me neither. What time is it?
Late.
You can crash here if you want. In the guest room.
Not tired.
Me neither. Feel like going for a spin in the park?
It's raining.
I don't mind.
Me neither.
S1 E6Prodigy
But you know what really bums my ass out? I had a chance to swipe some towels from the hotel and I totally spaced it.
So... that was Lydecker.
Yep, my own private Anti-Christ, up close and personal.
Shorter than I imagined.
I saved his life...
And here I thought I was special.
He was about to take a bullet in the head. All I had to do was stand there and do nothing, and I could cross Donald Lydecker off my list of things to worry about.
You didn't exploit tactical advantage over your enemy? He'd be so disappointed if he knew...
How sick is that? But for some reason, I couldn't let it happen. And I have no idea why.
Life good, murder bad?
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