You're such a gentleman. [slams the terrorist to the wall] Too bad I'm not a lady.
S1 E6Prodigy
Thanks. That's what I don't understand about this whole economic breakdown thing. We have this huge toothpaste shortage but you can buy peppermint oil.
They're putting you up [at the hotel] during the conference?
Not a chance.
Too bad. I was hoping we could score some towels.
If I get invited to shower with anyone I'll see what I can do.
Max [voiceover]: At Manticore, Lydecker used to tell us the same thing: "There are no limits. What the mind can conceive, the body can achieve... With the right training." Only we could still get shot and killed like Eva... starve to death... or drown. I've often wondered why we didn't just turn on him. We were stronger, faster. Any one of us could have snapped his neck before he knew what hit him, but we were too scared and he knew it.
S1 E7Cold Comfort
Yeah, well, I'd like to take off every June 12, but I don't.
What's June 12?
June 12 is the birthday of my personal hero and perhaps the nation's greatest visionary - George Herbert Walker Bush.
Whatever operation [Lydecker's] got going here, he's covering it up pretty good.
Did you look in the yellow pages under "black helicopter operations"?
Oh, another Manticore wit.
Lydecker [blindfolded]: You're still so angry. You haven't changed much, have you, Zack?
We'll play "pin the name on the barcode" later.
DDonald
It was the best of you that ran away that night.
Yeah, well, we wanted to start a rock band.
Sketchy [about Jam Pony's new uniforms]: Even though people are hungry out there, they will throw food at us if we wear something this bogus.
Logan [to Zack, about Max]: In case you haven't caught on, this girl is gonna do what she's gonna do no matter what you or anyone else says. So, you've got two choices - back off or pitch in.
What he said.
Normal said if I made two more runs before lunch, he going to make me employee of the week.
Oh, that's awful. Normal's really starting to terrify me.
For real.
If he's allowed to go unchecked, we are a heartbeat away from compulsory urine testing at Jam Pony.
What would he be testing for?
Knowing Normal, probably flavor.
Can I have some water, please?
Fresh out. I'd spit on you, but it'd be a waste of good saliva.
S1 E8Blah Blah, Woof Woof.
[humming]
That's the music.
From... the car?
Right... from the car.
You know, about what happened...
After the car?
I was real emotional, with all that was going on.
I know.
It's not like-
Me neither-
I mean-
Exactly-
So long as that's clear.
I'm glad we talked about it.
Me too.
[nods]
[smiling] See ya.
Later.
Oh, I forgot. No fun for Logan Cale. The world’s coming to an end. Fight the power. Protect the downtrodden. Blah blah, woof woof.
You shouldn't leave your window open if you don't want visitors.
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