You're heterosexual. What's up with that?
No clue.
S1 E2Heat
There's only one word for you and it starts with an "s", ends with a "t", and it's got a "u" and "l" in the middle.
"Sult"?
A dyslexic slut at that.
EEric
I've got to ask... the other night... was it as amazing for you as it was for me?
Eric, you the man!
S1 E3Flushed
Max [voiceover]: Most days, I get by fine. I blend with the crowd. Just another one of the huddled masses yearning to get by unnoticed. Problemo is, I'm not as like them as I'd like to be. I got made, not born, and because it was humans made me, somewhere along the line couple of wires got crossed in my head. Someone botched the job. So some days, that's how I feel - a botched job.
You know there was a time when this city actually worked.
Or so they say.
Well, well, well... so far, your moron colleagues have come up with the following excuses for why you're strolling in here at the crack of noon - you had a dental emergency, your aunt died... again, and my personal favorite from this idiot - you were detained by the sector police for practicing witchcraft. Now, would you care to further insult my intelligence?
I overslept.
Guard [to Max]: Let me ask you, how much does a strung-out little skeeze bag tramp like you go for these days?
BBreak
Ask your wife.
GGuard
What'd you say?
BBreak
Twenty to life. That's what she ought to get, if you ask me.
So what are you in for?
BBreak
Cannibalism. I ate my parents.
Damn, girl, what's in those pills?
Spinach.
I always knew that underneath that bio-engineered, military issue armor plating there was a beating heart.
Let's not go overboard here. I'm not signing up to join the Logan Cale Brigade for the Defense of Widows, Small Children and Lost Animals.
You could be field commander.
I think not.
So what's for dinner? You gonna feed me or you going just sit there?
You know... You were much sweeter when you weren't feeling well.
The bitch is back.
S1 E4C.R.E.A.M
Eyes Only [After staging Alina's abduction]: Are you all right, Alina?
AAlina
In my neighborhood this is a date.
In this short, brutal life, you've got to seize any opportunity you can to celebrate.
RRafe
You know what, you don’t play so nice with others.
I was home schooled.
It's a kick or be kicked in the ass world out there.
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