Max quotes from Dark Angel

Max

Read my lips, pretty boy. Get a life, get a job, and stop sticking your nose into mine. Don't make me kick your ass!

Alec

You know, this whole tough-chick act thing is really unbecoming. "I'm gonna bounce you on your ass. I'm gonna smack your bitch head." It's so unfeminine.

Max

Guess we're just gonna have to get their attention, then.

Alec

Please tell me you're gonna get naked.

What, are you kidding? Back when he was a Jam Pony hump, this generous man showed me some tight shortcuts through downtown. Helped me shave hours off my workday.

Max

Giving you extra time to nap and get high.

Precisely.

Logan

Oh, Max. Thank God.

Max

Are you okay? What happened?

Logan

Eyes Only met his match.

Uncle Logan.

Max

Hi. What's your name?

Go away.

Max

Nice name. I'm Max.

Logan

Brittany, say hi.

No.

Max

Can we concentrate on coming up with a plan?

Alec

I'm thinking.

Max

You're talking.

Alec

I can do both.

Max

I doubt that.

Alec

Well, you just lost your tip.

Max

Can't you see I'm getting ready for a bath?

Alec

Funny, women and water. Seems to be the theme of my evening.

Max

Maybe when father was mixing you together he put some Picasso in your DNA.

Joshua

Picasso in my cocktail.

Max

Watch the hands.

I'm just tryin' to hang on here.

Max

Hang on a little lower. [pause] Not that low.

He told Marina that he loved her. And the next week he was catting around with Little Suki on the side.

Alec

I never said I loved her. That is a cheap ploy and I don't go there. I said that she was a unique creature unlike any other.

"A unique creature unlike any other." Man, I'm totally stealing it.

Alec

Oh, it works like a charm. I mean, you can literally watch them melt.

Max

Please, you're making me sick.

Max

I can't believe how late we are. Can't this thing go any faster?

Logan

Hey! Cut Bessie a little slack. Considering the number of times she's been shot up and put back together, I'm lucky she even runs at all.

Logan

Well, I am looking forward to spending some time with Joshua.

Max

Yeah. You know, I think you two will get along. Just, you know, remember to act natural.

Logan

As opposed to the unnatural way I normally act?

Max

No. You know what I mean. Just don't stare.

Logan

Oh, okay. Don't stare at the genetically engineered part-man part-dog guy. Got it.

Alec

Max, can you pass the ketchup, please?

Max

You mean this unique ketchup unlike any other?

Max

You know, we don't always get along.

Alec

Nicely understated. Barkeep!

Max

But if you're in some kind of trouble and you need my help, then you should ask now and not wait till it's too late and everything's all messed up like you usually do.

Max

He doesn't want me looking out for him. He wants to be left alone. Pretend like it never happened. He's so cut off.

Logan

Sounds like this girl I used to know. She was just looking out for herself. No responsibilities. No entanglements.

Max

Got word from this fence I know. There's a collector willing to pay top dollar for Star Wars: Episode VII. After the Pulse, they shut down production. Apparently this is the only footage that exists.

Alec

Is that the one where Captain Kirk dies?