Original Cindy, Alec and others in “The Berrisford Agenda”

He told Marina that he loved her. And the next week he was catting around with Little Suki on the side.

I never said I loved her. That is a cheap ploy and I don't go there. I said that she was a unique creature unlike any other.

"A unique creature unlike any other." Man, I'm totally stealing it.

Oh, it works like a charm. I mean, you can literally watch them melt.

Please, you're making me sick.