Max quotes from Dark Angel

(to Max) So you broke into his house? (to Logan) And you liked that.

Logan

Well, she went for the good stuff. I could tell she had taste.

Max

The black cat suit didn't hurt either.

Max

Easy, easy, easy. Relax, big fella.

Joshua

You relax, little fella.

Max

Wow, you can talk.

Joshua

Wow?

Joshua

Max? On the outside?

Max

Max outside. That's the plan.

Joshua

Joshua outside. Th-That's the plan.

Alec

I'm gonna be out of here in five minutes and go back to my cell and you'll get rid of me for the night. Okay, 452?

Max

My name's Max.

Alec

Whatever you say.

Max

You should have a name too.

Alec

Well, I told you, my designation's 494.

Max

Doesn't suit you. I'm gonna call you Alec.

Alec

Alec.

Max

As in smart aleck.

Alec

I can live with that.

Max

Good. 'Cause my second choice was Dick.

Max

[shaving] I've been wanting to do this for months.

I see they don't let you do your nails up at Manticore either.

Max

No respect for the girlie arts, that place. I had to torch it.

Max

All your training goes out the window.

Yes, ma'am!

Max

Starting with your blind obedience to Manticore and all it represents.

Yes, ma'am!

Max

Which means you're gonna stop calling me "ma'am" and start calling me Max.

Yes, ma'am!

Max

Yes, 'Max'. That's my name. And now that you're in the real world, you should have names too.

Alec

oh, for the love of the.

Max

shut up

White

Having a little family reunion?

Max

You must be the new bad guy in my life.

White

You know, 452, you're much prettier than in your picture.

Max

Gee, miss the old bad guys already.

You two lost?

Alec

We're looking for someone. Maybe you've seen him around.

What's he look like?

Max

Um, really tall. Wears an army jacket. Kind of, uh--

Alec

Hairy. Lots of growling, some barking--

[dog barking] Hush, Bongo.

Alec

Like that.

Max

Logan found an ex-Manticore tech thinks he can cure the virus.

When you gonna let your face in on the good news?

Logan

Don't you people ever knock?

Max

What are you doing here?

Alec

Looking for you. The fact is, I should be with my own kind. Was wondering if you hooked up with any of the others.

Max

You looking to start a support group?

What the hell was that?!

Max

Flashback. Happens all the time.

Logan

Bingo!

Max

You found something?

Logan

No, I got bingo.

You are not what you seem!

Max

Guess you busted me on my push-up bra.

Max

Joshua, take the basement.

Joshua

Joshua in basement. Always the plan.

Max

Fine, take the roof. (to Didier) You take the basement. (to Cat) You handle backstage. I'll do the catwalks.

I think I might be better suited to handle the catwalks.

Max

How about you do what I say and we don't have a problem?

Joshua

(to Didier) Cat fight.

Max

I just came by to catch some coffee.

Logan

Uh, sorry, the market's been out for a week, which is ironic, 'cause, you know, Seattle was the coffee capital of north America back in the day.