Max quotes from Dark Angel

Max

I just want to know I'm not gonna kill the guy if, say, I touch his hand by accident.

Or if, say, you spend a long weekend making hot monkey love to the man... by accident.

Logan

I keep thinking about the night we took down Manticore. When I thought I'd lost you. I came home and I sat on my sofa and I didn't get up again for days. The sun came up. The sun went down. I just sat there. It was like I couldn't move. It hurt too much to move. That's how I feel right now.

Max

I knew this would happen. We shouldn't have taken the chance.

Logan

We had to. You know we did. We can't keep going through this though.

Max

I know.

Logan

That year we wasted. Dancing around each other. Afraid of actually admitting how we felt. If I had that time back, I would do things so differently. (Max's little timer goes off) Well, I guess that's it. (They sit there for a second, then he leans over and kisses her, then gets out of the car.) I love you, Max. (walks away)

Max

I love you too.

Max

Nice haircut.

Logan

Nice gunshot wound.

Max

If I knew this is all it took to get a visit from Logan Cale, I would’ve gotten my ass shot up a while ago.

Logan

I mean, it was the scoop of a lifetime, Max. He was going to give me the capo di tutti capi.

Max

The capo tutti whattie?

Logan

Now he won't even talk to my source. Says he's a stand-up guy and he's no stoolie. I don't buy it. Little mook just needs convincing.

Max

Somebody's spent too much time listening to surveillance tapes.

Max

I've said too much.

Mia

Oh, don't worry. You won't remember.

Max

Remember what?

Mia

Remember to powder your nose.

Mia

That is so exciting. But, Max, you have to be careful. Those guys are dangerous.

Max

Oh, it's cool. I'm genetically engineered. I can totally kick their asses.

Mia

Logan, I think there's something Alec wants to say to you.

Alec

Yeah, Logan. I just wanted to say that I understand why Max admires you so much. Sometimes I wish I had more of a purpose in life.

Mia

Logan, is there something you want to say to Alec?

Logan

Well, it's just that sometimes I wish I was more of a free spirit and it must be nice to be a happy-go-lucky sociopath. I kind of envy you.

Mia

Oh! Group hug! [they hug]

Max

What the hell is going on over there?

Mia

Ouch. What happened to your eye?

Max

Craziest thing. Woke up this morning and it was just there. No idea how it happened.

Mia

Seems to me like you slipped in the shower and banged yourself on the shampoo caddy. Must've hurt like the dickens.

Max

That's so weird.

Mia

What?

Max

That's exactly what happened. Slipped in the shower, banged my head on the shampoo caddy. Hurt like the dickens.

Alec

My turn now bitch.

Max

What'd you just call me?

Alec

You heard me, B, I, T, C...

Max

Oh, look at that. The ring girl just lost her top.

Alec

Yeah... [he turns to look anyway and Max kicks him in the 'crown jewels', she gently pushes his head and he falls to the ground]

Max

Ooops. [Guy in charge comes into the ring an announces that Max is the new champ]

Max

How'd you know I'd win?

Mia

'Cause girls kick ass. That's what the T-shirt says, right?

Max

Can I get a drink?

Logan

You okay?

Max

Yeah, except I think Mia put the whammy on me again because I have no idea what we just talked about.

Max

What are you doing with Ray?

What is necessary.

Max

Could you be a little more specific? 'Cause I left my copy of Wacky Cult Rituals for Dummies at home.

Want me to put you down?

Max

Depends. If you hold me up here long enough, will your head explode?

Joshua

Hey little fella.

Max

Hey big fella.

Alec

I guess that makes me medium fella.