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Max quotes from Dark Angel

Played by Jessica Alba · 162 quotes · page 2 of 11

Max

Played by Jessica Alba

Dark Angel · 304 quotes

Most-quoted character in Dark Angel: in 162 of its 304 quotes
Most scenes with: Logan (41), Alec (18), Original Cindy (9)

Lines by Max 40

Max

Oh, I forgot. No fun for Logan Cale. The world’s coming to an end. Fight the power. Protect the downtrodden. Blah blah, woof woof.

Max

Maybe weddings should be held in secret. That way, when the marriage falls apart you haven't spent a whole lot of loot on what was really a big old public humiliation...

Max

With my DNA I’m pretty much a blood relative to everybody who’s been anybody, ever. Winston Churchill... Einstein... Pocahontas.

Max

[Bleeding from her eyes after inserting the implant] How do I look in red?

Max

Class One, VIP, no-questions-asked sector passes. I had to hang upside-down outside the window for an hour to swipe these from police headquarters. I almost horked, I got so nauseous, and I hate horking. You're not bailing on me.

Max

What is it with guys and lesbians anyway? I mean, what's so damn fascinating about being unwanted by the opposite sex?

Max [in confessional]: It's me.

Father Destry [smiling]: You're not supposed to tell me that.

Max

Oh. So how does this bitch work?

Max

You know, only a bored, rich, liberal, white guy would piss away a fortune to prove he wasn't a bored, rich, liberal, white guy.

Max

See now, you shouldn't have done that 'cause even though he's a drunken idiot, he happens to be a friend and I gotta kick your ass.

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