[Danny's just figured out Walker's plan and been declared Public Enemy #1. Tucker hands him the Fenton Thermos.]
You may need this.
Are you nuts? If I leave this house, I'm dead.
Danny, you have to do something. If you don't, who will?
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[to Danny, with Fenton Bazooka to his head, about to shoot] By the authority invested in me by the city of Amity Park, I sentence you back from once you came!
Oh man, I have got to start paying more attention in these fights.
[finds note on Fenton Bazooka, reads it] "Honey, forgot to fully charge Fenton Bazooka. - Jack. P.S.: Can I have a cookie?"
With that, I bid you a fond farewell. [flies away]
[waves fist] You haven't seen the last of me!
[out of earshot] Duh, I'll see you at dinner.
[Mr. Lancer catches Danny and Dash fighting in the halls]
Grapes of Wrath! Break it up. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't suspend you both for fighting on school property?
Uh...I'm a football star.
True. Well, I still must at least pretend to be fair and you two need a more creative outlet for your aggression. [smiles] As you know, every year one of the faculty puts together a haunted house party at the abandoned Townsend place. [shows Danny and Dash a clipboard with an image of a haunted house and a photo of Mr. Lancer] This year, it's my turn. And I am bound and determined to decorate it better than Ms. Testlaff did, last year.
TMs. Testlaff
Fat chance. [shows a photo of her cosplaying as the bride of Frankenstein] You’ll never outdo my Franken-Gurkard-Stein monster.
[Testlaff leaves, revealing that Sam and Tucker has heard the conversation this whole time]
Welcome aboard "Team Lancer" gentlemen. Scariest room avoids detention, [points at Dash] Football star or not.
[reading ghost detector] This ecto-storm is coming from the direction of 917 Maple Street.
917 Maple, eh? I could have sworn it was coming from that big spooky house with the big, swirly cloud overhead.
[thinks Danny is dressed up as Fright Knight] Pretty neat horse though. What's it made of, flaming bed sheets?
FKFright Knight
Flaming bed sheets of death!
[reading a spell from a book] To cease the Storm, to end the Fear, the sword must sheath in pumpkin near. Pumpkin near! Danny, you gotta put the sword back in a pumpkin!
A pumpkin? There are no pumpkins in the room. [short pause] No pumpkins in the room? It's Halloween, what am I, an idiot?
[becoming impressed with Danny's haunted house room] Mr. Fenton, I have to say that was the most horrifying thing, I have ever seen. [Danny becomes nervous of what he just did] You win!
[after Danny crashes into a wall]
[imitating Danny] Hi, I'm Danny Fenton. Don't let the concussion and bruises fool you. I need more practice.
[Danny uses his ghost powers to make Tucker fall through the floor]
[surprised] Wow, it's quiet in here.
And Jack? Try not to trash the house while I'm gone.
[sighs] Suck the house into a parallel dimension ONE TIME, and you just can't let it go, can you?
Why, Maddie and Danny Fenton.
MDMaddie and Danny
Vlad Masters?!
Oh, what a completely unexpected and totally unplanned surprise. [pulls gift baskets out of nowhere] Personalized gift baskets? [Maddie runs up and grabs them]
[suspiciously] You're up to something.
Oh, you think? [to a hidden microphone] They're here, kill Jack.
What was that?
I said... Flapjacks! Mm-hm, pancakes. I have pancakes.
Bye Vlad! And as a lonely single man in your forties, might I suggest Internet dating? Or a cat!
Mark my words Maddie, no one says no to Vlad Masters! You will rue the day you spurned my affections! And I. Will. Not. Get. A. Cat!
Great. At midnight I get my powers back, at 12:01 the belt zaps me, and at 12:02 Vlad tries to make-out with my mom. Those are gonna be the worst two minutes of my life.
As much as I hate to say it, I'm afraid we're gonna have to go back to Vlad's.
But he's my archenemy! ...I mean ...he said all those horrible things about Dad!
We both know he's a creep. But he's a creep with a phone and transportation. And pancakes!
Hey, uh... "Uncle" Vlad?
Oh please, Daniel, don't try to butter me up! Especially when your powers are shorted out for another fifteen minutes! You're barely a threat to me with them. Without them, well, I wouldn't need fifteen seconds, would I?
How can you say that? You think my mom made the decision to come back on her own? We're a family. We both talked about it last night, and I want to stay here with you, too.
Really? You don't mean....
Yes, I do. Come on! Give me a big hug... New Dad!
[Vlad walks over to Danny to hug him, but Danny quickly straps the Fenton Specter Deflector to his waist.]
Ah! You little rat! You tricked me! You know what this will mean for you, don't you?
Oh yeah. [the clock strikes midnight and Danny transforms] A much fairer fight!
Nice Donald’s hiccups Plasmius, [Danny transforms] Where's your lonely guy cat?
Ah, there's that teen wit again. [pulls out the Plasmius Maximus and zaps Danny]
What-what was that?
Oh, I call it the Plasmius Maximus. It has just short-circuited your powers for the next three hours - that's midnight. I tell you this because I've seen your grades and I know you're bad at math. These are my latest experiments. What do you think? Oh, that's right - who cares what you think?! I will give you five minutes before I send my minions to destroy you. The clock's ticking, Danny, on you and your father. Run.
[runs away screaming]
[after five seconds] Get him. [the ghosts animals take off after Danny] Five minutes, five seconds... Oh, apparently I'm bad at math too!
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