Danny Phantom quotes

[to Jack; after Danny's secret is revealed] YOU!

Jack

YOU! [Sam's dad & Jack face off and start glaring at each other.]

We were watching "Extreme Nanny Makeover", when we found out YOUR son was a ghost!

Jack

Why are you yelling at us?! YOUR spooky-yooky bat daughter HAS to be behind this!

[steps in] Now fellas, it's okay to point fingers as long as nobody's pointing them at my son.

Maddie

[exasperatedly] Okay! Maybe Danny IS the ghost boy. But it's not as though our ghost activities have ever put YOUR families in any danger!

Jack

[shrugs] Until now.

We've lost visual contact. Activate White Fang tracking device.

White Fang?

I don't name this stuff.

WE LOVE YOU!

Sam

Destroy them, Danny! Find the gem that did this AND TEAR THE STUFFING OUT OF EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!

Danny

Somehow, I don't think that'll be necessary... May I have the Gem of Form?

Say the magic word!

Sam

Die?

Danny

Please?

Freakshow

Ladies and gentlemen! Freaks of all ages! May I direct your attention to the center ring! Where Danny Phantom, aka, Danny Fenton will attempt to rescue his friends and family from a ghastly doom of my own construction!

[to Tucker's dad] This is Fenton's fault, pass it down.

[to Jack] This is Fenton's fault, pass it down.

Jack

[to Maddie] This is...[realizes who he's talking about] HEY! Wait a minute!

Freakshow

What should we do with our newfound freedom? Dinner? Movie? Make myself ringmaster of all reality? [laughs hysterically]

Danny

[pretending to be hurt] Uuuuugh, uh, wha-? What happened? I'm just a helpless, impressionable teenager who was minding my own business when- [winks at Sam and Tucker] - boom!

Sam

[smiles then gasps] Oh my gosh! The Mayor shot Danny!

Tucker

[pretends to weep] He zapped an innocent kid! [everyone turns and glares at Vlad]

Vlad

What? I... NO!... I mean... [the crowd points and yells at him accusingly. Jack and Maddie run over to Danny]

Danny! Danny! Are you all right?

Maddie

[nuzzles Danny] Oh my baby!

Vlad

Please! I can explain! [glares at Danny and Danny smiles]

Danny

[determined look] Okay, Fenton...you've looked evil in the face, and defeated it time and again...you can do this! [unfolds a map and looks at it confusedly; traces his finger along the map] We turn left at Skulker's island and right at Walker's jail. Or, is it a left at Walker's jail and a right at Skulker's island...?

Sam

Um, are we ever going home, or are we still playing "Lost in the Ghost Zone"?

Danny

We're not lost! My expertly drawn map tells me exactly where we are. [points] We just hook a u-turn around this swirling vortex of infinite pain, and we're home. Oh, wait, that's a...thumbprint.

Danny

If we're gonna become a better ghost-fighting team, we need to know the enemy's territory inside and out so we, uh, don't get lost.

Tucker

Now I've missed my 4:05 feeding! [clutches at Sam, dramatically] If I don't make it...tell my PDA, I love her. [lays down against Sam] The cell phone meant nothing to me.

Vlad

[channel surfing] Ah, let's see. Shopping with pyschopaths, [changes the channel, screen shows animated Michael Jackson surrounded by cops] embarrassing celebrity arrests...[changes it again; screen goes snowy before depicting the outside of FentonWorks] Ah, illegally spying on the Fenton family, my favorite!

Mom, are you sure there are no ghosts under my bed?

Of course not, Billy. Remember what President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to be afraid of but fear itself."

Danny

[phases through the bed] Actually, it was: "Nothing to FEAR but fear itself."

Sam

Great, we just scarred a child for life.

Danny

I just wanted to make sure she didn't mess up the one historical quote I actually remember!

Sam

[on Tucker being forced to eat blood blossoms to save Danny] I'm curious to see how a body that's never eaten any roughage reacts when thirty pounds of it is suddenly introduced.

Tucker

Don't get your hopes up, Sam. We Foleys can handle anything. [unpleasant stomach noises] And we'll talk about it more right after I hit a restroom.

Jazz

One of us is going to have to dress up like a boy.

[look at Sam]

Sam

Oh, come on! This is because I wear boots, right?

Danny

[to Skulker, who is on the head of a giant lake monster] New pet, or is this the girlfriend I've been hearing so much about?