[having just captured a small ghost] The element of surprise, a hunter's best friend. [Is attacked by the Guys in White] And the hunted's worst enemy!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Ah... the perfect way to spend lunch; Shakespeare by the pool, and dry white toast!
[the pool explodes]
Hunt for Red October!
Close... but I lost 'em!
Guess again, kiddo!
[the Guys in White appear near him with guns blazing.]
What's the matter with you two?! I'm not doing anything! Why can't you just leave me alone?!
A prepubescent specter operating freely? Unacceptable!
Hey! I have totally hit puberty! [reaches into his shirt and pulls out a white chest hair] See?! That's totally a chest hair.
[After being hunted by Guys In White] Could this week get any worse? [spots Sam and Gregor coming out of the mall]
Wait, Sam. There's something I must tell you right here and now.
Okay, what?
You have little tiny strand of spaghetti hanging from your lip. Right here. [kisses Sam]
Okay. Now, it's officially worse.
[to Mr. Lancer] The Purpleback Gorilla research we traced goes back to an assignment YOU set back a while ago.
And what makes you think I want to cooperate with the feds?
Because ghosts pose a constant threat to your student body.
And because we're with the government and have access to your tax records...
What do you want to know and how fast do you want to know it?
Danny, I wish to talk to you. If you're done talking to yourself.
Uh... ha, oh uh, he... Sure Gregor. What's up?
I am not blind. You do not like me...
Gregor, that's not...
Eh, let me finish. You do not like me because you want to protect your friend Sam. And I respect this.
It's not just that.
You like her more than just friends?
Well...
You hesitate. Which means you're unsure. I am not, and I'm going to ask her out.
Uh... am I interrupting something? Gregor? Dude? Hello! [Gregor furrows his brows as Tucker waves his hand in front of his face.]
[accent lost; to Tucker] Dude, Do you ever stop talking??! [frowns as Gregor continues his outburst.] Do you even know how obnoxious you are? With your stupid jokes and lame-o technology? Idiot! [to Sam] ...Uh, I mean... Psssh *resumes accent* Is nothing. Uh...*loses it again* Aw, darn it.
[realization] Wait a minute. You were faking it? The accent? and liking Tucker? Just to get on my good side?
[normal accent] Ugh, I'm a guy. Hello! I mean, I really like you, but... [gestures to Tucker] Come on!
Dude, you saved my life!
Yeah, but I despise you now.
This town is too crazy for me! I'm going back to Michigan! (removes his shades and runs off)
Don't you mean Hungary, Greg-or?
[as running] My name is Elliott!
AAgent Alpha
O. K. Is that a cleanliness breach? Are your suits completely black with filth?
Uh... D-Did you know that in Hungary, black is the new white?
[about Gregor] Ugh, he's not my boyfriend. I dumped him as soon as I found out you were right about him being a phony. Apparently, that is the only way a guy could like me.
That's not true.
That's totally not true! There's a million reasons a boy could like you. I mean... you're smart, you're fun, you're cool, you're pretty- [stops abruptly after catching himself; Sam blushes] Why am I still talking? I am such a spaz. Still friends?
Pssh. The best.
What do you want?
GIGuy in White #1
Your knowledge of ghostly items. Anything you care to tell us about this? [presses button revealing metal arm and the three reality gems]
The Reality Gauntlet! Never heard of it.
Which reminds me, how did you convince my parents to let me spend an entire summer with your parents?
[Danny smiles and thinks back to scene with Sam's parents in their house; Danny overshadows Sam's mom]
DADanny as Sam's mom
You know, I think the Fentons are wonderful. I think we should let Sam take a cross-country trip with them!
[Danny moves and overshadows Sam's dad]
DADanny as Sam's Dad
And I agree with you. Let's never speak of this again.
[back to present]
Uh, let's just say I finally got under their skin.
[as Danny is shooting Lydia's tattoos away one by one] HE LOVES ME! He loves me not. HE LOVES ME! [she beams at him]
[after Danny and his friends are pulled into the locker room by Dash, Paulina, and others.]
You're... helping me?
Well, duh! You've only been helping us for, like, ever!
[kissing Danny on the cheek] "Paulina Fenton." Hee, I finally wrapped my mind around it!
Okay, I'm feeling relieved and nauseated at the same time.
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