Dan Vs. · Season 2
[one week later, Dan arrives at Siberia by Elise's parents]
Welcome to new job, Yankee pig-dog! [laughs] I am fun boss!
I'm in Siberia, aren't I?
Da. You make ball bearings now. Here is chisel. Here is metal cube. You make like this!
I never catch a lucky break. I should be home in bed right now.
[at Dan's apartment, Mr. Mumbles wakes up and heads to the bathroom as the grenade explodes Dan's bed, he meows as the episode ends]
[Dan walks inside Wild Wesley's Family Saloon and Ice Cream Parlor]
Welcome to Wild Wesley's Family Saloon and Ice Cream Parlor. Y'all want a table or a booth?
This place looks fun.
Fun? A saloon is supposed to be dangerous. A place where men risk death just to order a drink.
Ooh! Root beer floats! [Dan drags him out]
[after Dan defeated the manager] Congratulations, Dan. For a second there, I thought you were done for. But then, bam, what a twist!
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