[Dan walks inside Wild Wesley's Family Saloon and Ice Cream Parlor]
Lady
Welcome to Wild Wesley's Family Saloon and Ice Cream Parlor. Y'all want a table or a booth?
Chris
This place looks fun.
Dan
Fun? A saloon is supposed to be dangerous. A place where men risk death just to order a drink.
Chris
Ooh! Root beer floats! [Dan drags him out]
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