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S2 E17

Dan Vs. · Season 2, Episode 17

Fun Boss and Dan in “Chris”

[one week later, Dan arrives at Siberia by Elise's parents]

Fun Boss

Welcome to new job, Yankee pig-dog! [laughs] I am fun boss!

Dan

I'm in Siberia, aren't I?

Fun Boss

Da. You make ball bearings now. Here is chisel. Here is metal cube. You make like this!

Dan

I never catch a lucky break. I should be home in bed right now.

[at Dan's apartment, Mr. Mumbles wakes up and heads to the bathroom as the grenade explodes Dan's bed, he meows as the episode ends]

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