Elise, Dan and others in “The High School Reunion”

Dan! How did you get here?

If you thought I couldn't chew my way through duct tape, you don't know me as well as you think.

What?

That's right, Chris, your wife has joined the conspiracy to stop me from being here.

Only because I love you.

Ew cooties. Break it up. I need you to create a diversion so I can sneak inside. Chris, do that stupid fight song. You know "rah rah, whoo whoo". The one that makes you look like a complete idiot.

I thought it was peppy.

Dan, if you want to come in, buy a ticket and get a name tag. But then my attack won't be a surprise! You really have no sense of theater. [sees his friends walk by] It's Perry and Rajneesh. From the A.V. club. Hey guys! [runs over to them]

Come in, Dan. No one's looking.

[comes in from the window] I'm glad you can put your personal agenda aside and--- [Elise grabs him and puts him inside the locker] Ow!

Chris is going to make new friends tonight. Friends who call before they come over. Who returns the things they barrow. Friends who aren't wanted by Interpol. [punches the locker and walks away]

[inside the locker] Trapped in a locker? This is just like high school!