Chris and Dan in “The High School Reunion”

[muffling] Oh, I get it. I get it. Is that you, Rajneesh? Are we re-enacting the A.V. Club initiation? Well, bring on the pudding! [Dan takes off Gym Bag] Oh...

I decided to give you one more chance to redeem yourself.

Dan, for the last time... [Dan opens his car trunk and reveals the owl suit] Ah! It's the owl suit! The one I would've worn if I was elected mascot. Wait a minute. How did you get this?

Dressing up as a mascot is an embarrassment! I was saving you from yourself!

You're the one who stole it?

I didn't plan to keep this long. But it's surprisingly difficult to unload an owl suit.

How could you do that to me? You knew that was my dream!

[gets the Owl Mask] If you help me, you get to wear it. In all its feathery glory.

No, I can't use the mascot in service of evil?

You sure?

[yelling, running away] NOOOO!!!

[puts on the mask] Sheesh. Some people are so dramatic.