Chris
[answer his phone]Aw, nice.
Elise
Hi, gorgeous. What do you want to do for dinner tonight?
Chris
Ah, the eternal question. I was thinking
Dan
[interrupts Chris' call] Ahem.
Chris
Oh, hi Dan. It's Elise.
Dan
Hey! The rules about personal calls are clearly spelled out in the employee handbook. You can have your phone back at the end of the day.
Chris
[takes Chris' phone away from him] But--
Dan
If you can't be trusted to work in your cubicle. [walks with Chris to the file cabinet] A comes first, then B. Just like the song. Think you can figure it out?
Chris
Jerk.
Dan
I heard that!
Chris
Good!
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