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Dan Vs. · Season 3, Episode 3

Chris, Elise and others in “The Boss”

Chris

[answer his phone]Aw, nice.

Elise

Hi, gorgeous. What do you want to do for dinner tonight?

Chris

Ah, the eternal question. I was thinking

Dan

[interrupts Chris' call] Ahem.

Chris

Oh, hi Dan. It's Elise.

Dan

Hey! The rules about personal calls are clearly spelled out in the employee handbook. You can have your phone back at the end of the day.

Chris

[takes Chris' phone away from him] But--

Dan

If you can't be trusted to work in your cubicle. [walks with Chris to the file cabinet] A comes first, then B. Just like the song. Think you can figure it out?

Chris

Jerk.

Dan

I heard that!

Chris

Good!

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