Chris, Dan and others in “The Boss”

Chris and Dan, reporting for duty.

I demand a raise.

Cute. Okay, here's the deal: People are past due on their magazine subscriptions. You call them and tell them to pay up. Think you monkeys can handle that?

You bet!

Who are you calling a monkey?! [cut to him at the workplace] Stupid boss Call ME names? [Chris is humming while he's doing his work] Chris, I'm leaving. I can't work for someone who treats me like an idiot. [he reads at his message on the computer] Oh. That's it! [he angrily heads to his boss' office]

Aw, office monkey look upset. Office monkey want a banana?

No, office monkey want- Now, stop that! Just give me my $18 and I'll be on my way.

$18? You make $9 an hour, and you've been here for 5 minutes.

Pain and suffering.

You leave now, I'll make sure you never get another temp job. Which means you're getting evicted, Dan.

How did you know about

Look, I am in the middle of nothing, actually. But that's still more interesting than talking to you. Get out of my office.

[angrily heads out of his boss' office, throws papers over the air as Chris is filing them, picks up a trash can and drops the papers on the floor, and goes outside yelling] BOSS!!!