[Dan is on the phone having a split screen chat with a dumb costumer]
Hello.
Hello, sir. You are past due on your payment for "Rat Fancy" magazine.
So what? I ain't payin'. You go ahead and cancel my prescription.
Yes sir, but we still need to collect payment on the issues you've received.
Nuh-uh. I said CANCEL MY PRESCRIPTION, you idiot!
Subscription.
Don't you correctify me! [hangs up]
[Dan press the redial button, and talks to the dumb costumer again]
Hello?
Listen up, brain trust. I have your address. Do you understand what that means? I know where you live. Where you sleep. [yelling] AND I WILL FIND YOU, YOU MOUTH BREATHER, AND WHEN I DO, I WILL RAM MY FIST... DOWN YOUR INCOMPREHENSIBLY STUPID... THROAT!
Dan!!
[still yelling] I WILL GRAB YOUR LARGE INTESTINES... RIP THEM OUT OF YOUR BODY, AND I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH THEM! [he realizes that everyone is starting at him and The Boss is standing behind him] Ah, personal call.
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