[at the end, Dan arrives at Adult Astronaut Sleepaway Camp]
Dan
It's just like I imagined. [he heads inside Adult Astronaut Sleepaway Camp] Hey, what is this?
Announcer
Everyone, meet Dan. He's our last contestant on "They Told Me It Was Astronaut Sleepaway Camp But Instead I'm Trapped in a Steal Shipping Counter with a Ravenous Pack on Coyotes!"
[Dan screams as coyotes attack him inside the place as the episode ends]
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