Director and Dan in “Reality TV”

[appears outside] What are you still doing here?

[throw pillows on the director's face] We've decided to beat you to death with throw pillows.

Wait, to death? Stop! You don't have to do this.

Yes I do. Reality TV is the worst entertainment medium since witch-burning. If you want to entertain people, why don't you try making a real show? With fictional characters who live in impossibly convenient worlds?

Hey, we'd all love to write a real show. But it's hard. I don't have any ideas.

Really? I have drawers full of stuff that could be on TV. Oh well. [pillow fights with the director]

Wait, wait, wait wait! I have a thought. Look, all I want to do is produce television. If you've got better ideas, I will cancel every reality show on my roster. Come to my estate for lunch tomorrow. We'll talk. [Dan hits the director with a pillow]