[Dan is making a recipe]
Kelly
I love a guy who can cook! What are you making?
Dan
If you must know, a bomb.
Kelly
Wow! My grandma used to make those! Chocolate-cherry or peach-praline?
Dan
Nitroglycerin.
Kelly
I don't think I've ever tried that one.
Dan
And you never will. Because I'm about to incinerate every inch of this house. THEN HOW WILL YOU DO YOUR STUPID SHOW, BUDDY? [laughs eviliy]
Kelly
Oh, I get it. You're just mad because you found out the grand prize is just a trip to Adult Astronaut Sleepaway Camp.
Dan
What? Adult Astronaut Sleepaway Camp?
Kelly
Yeah, pretty lame, huh?
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