Dan, Buddy and others in “Reality TV”

[gives Kelly a rose] Here ya go. Ah, the sweet stench of victory!

You won, big deal? We'll just have to keep reshooting it until you lose. Thanks for wasting everyone's time! [Buddy's phone rings] One sec. Uh huh. Uh huh. You too. That was the president of the network. He just canceled the show. Apparently the ratings were terrible. The only thing with less viewers was some Opera Documentary on Public Access.

Guess there won't be a reshoot after all.

I've never had a show cancelled before! Never!

Wanted to ruin a reality show, check. Wanted to ruin Buddy Star's life, check. Guess the only thing left to do is go to Astronaut Sleepaway Camp.

So, how about I take you on a real date sometime?

Dude, I'm married. [leaves]

Oh.