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S2 E13

Dan Vs. · Season 2, Episode 13

Telemarketer, Dan and others in “The Telemarketer”

[Dan chases the telemarketer through the street]

Telemarketer

[whining] Oh no Dan. [heads to the police station]

Dan

You can't hide in there!

Telemarketer

You've got to help me! He's crazy! He's crazy!

Police Officer

Who's crazy?

Dan

Now I've got you!

Telemarketer

Don't Dan.

Police Officer

You again? Put down the weapon, sir.

Dan

Back off, copper. This is between me and- [the police office teases him with a stun gun]

Telemarketer

I don't wanna be rude but, he's still moving. Could you-

Police Officer

I really shouldn't, but okay. [he continues to tease Dan]

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