[Dan chases the telemarketer through the street]
Telemarketer
[whining] Oh no Dan. [heads to the police station]
Dan
You can't hide in there!
Telemarketer
You've got to help me! He's crazy! He's crazy!
Police Officer
Who's crazy?
Dan
Now I've got you!
Telemarketer
Don't Dan.
Police Officer
You again? Put down the weapon, sir.
Dan
Back off, copper. This is between me and- [the police office teases him with a stun gun]
Telemarketer
I don't wanna be rude but, he's still moving. Could you-
Police Officer
I really shouldn't, but okay. [he continues to tease Dan]
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