Dan
[waking up after passing out from sleeping gas, his apartment has been redecorated] Has my apartment been redecorated?!
Telemarketer
[in cat suit] That’s the thing, Dan. [startles Dan] Meow! You just never know what I’ll do. Isn’t that fun? Maybe I’ll redecorate your place. Maybe I’ll dress up as your cat. Do you love it? Or I could dress up as you and steal a police car. Who knows? Buh-bye now!
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