Dan and Chris in “The Bank”

I think that went pretty well.

I do not appreciate being used as a human shield!

But you were born for it. You're so meaty!

I have been against this plan from day 1!

Don't be one of those sad clowns, Chris. Nobody likes those guys. Be a fun clown!

What are we going to do? I don't want to go to prison!

Well, you should have thought of that before breaking into a bank.

This is your fault!

Let's not go blaming others- [Chris tackles him and he laughs] Your nose just- [Chris punches him] Ow! You know something? You're not invited on my next bank heist!

Good!

Now help me think of some demands to keep the cops busy. [picks up the phone] Hello, police? It's me. First off, I would like a baby tiger, some chestnuts, a rocket launcher.