Chris and Dan in “The Bank”

You have to calm down.

[angrily] I'LL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!

Dan, that's disgusting! And impractical!

Oh, you have a better idea?

How about NOT eating their children!

You have no vision. That vexes me! But not as much as being out 50 cents. OH! We're gonna rob the bank.

That... is one of the worst ideas you've ever had, and you've had some doozies!

Name one! And don't say the jetpack, because that's gonna be awesome. [goes inside the car]

You are aware that they intentionally make banks very difficult places to steal from?

Which is why we'll discuss it over lunch, kick some ideas around, and then we'll come back and ROB the place!

Dan, listen to me: I'm not going to rob a bank with you!

Don't be so stubborn! Hey, what kind of mask do you wanna wear? And bear in mind if you don't choose, I'll choose one for you.

I made a promise to myself, and to Elise, that I wouldn't let you--

Bring a sense of purpose to your meaningless life? Let's go.