Chris
Promise me you won't make a scene. [Dan yells and hits himself to the bank window] Did your head make that sound?
[Dan hits himself and makes a crack to the bank window]
Lady
That's supposed to be bulletproof.
Dan
[as the security guard is grabbing him] Let me go!
[another security guard grabs Chris and the 2 security guards angrily throw Dan and Chris out of the bank]
Chris
Wait, why did they throw me out?
Dan
BAAAAANNNNKKK!!!
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