Dan
Chris! Quit acting suspicious!
Chris
I'm not! And quit using my name!
Dan
Don't follow so close!
Chris
I think we should leave now.
Dan
That's it! Pens!
Chris
What?
Dan
We steal their pens. I sell them for 50 cents, and everything's as it should be.
Chris
Okay, but-
Dan
But nothing! Be cool. Ready?
Chris
Dan, wait. That pen has a-
Dan
Now! Run for it! [he runs off but his pants rip off of him]
Chris
Chain on it.
Dan
Hey! Where are my pants?! Oof! Get off me! [the security guard catches him]
Chris
Oh no. [the security guard catches him]
Dan
Pants thieves!
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