Dan and Chris in “The Mall Santa”

I can't believe I got fired! What happened to "Peace on Earth and good will towards- Whatever.

You almost killed our boss.

Since when is that grounds for dismissal?! And I think "killed" is an overstatement. The odds of one of those candy cane spikes penetrating deep enough to hit a vital organ is like a million to one.

Yeah, she really overreacted.

All I wanted to do was buy a present for Mr. Mumbles. That's all. And maybe give the Mall Santa blood poisoning stemming from extreme peppermint exposure. Is that so wrong?

The first part sounded okay. Look, Dan, I think we can get your job back. But you need to decide what's more important: buying a present for Mr. Mumbles, who loves you unconditionally, or exacting petty revenge on the Mall Santa.

Mmm, I'm leaning "Mall Santa."

Dan! Fine, fine.

Mr. Mumbles.

There's the Christmas spirit!

Shut up.