Mall Santa, Dan and others in “The Mall Santa”

Ho, ho, ho! [sneezes at Dan's lunch] Oh, excuse me, Stinky.

There will be nothing left but a scrap of red felt and a smoking pair of extra wide boots.

This is so humiliating. They could replace me with a Styrofoam snowman and no one would notice. Hey, don't tell Elise what I'm doing, okay? I don't want her to think less of me.

Don't worry. There's no way she could possibly think less of you. But you might want to put your snowman head back on.

Did she see me?

I don't think so.

Perfect! Maybe I can follow her and find out what she's getting me for Christmas.

Chris, that is not in the Christmas spirit! Now come and help me annihilate Santa!