Dan, Elise and others in “The Family Thanksgiving”

This sucks! We've been in the car for DAYS!

Would've been a lot quicker if SOMEONE wasn't on the no-fly list.

Well... why don't your stupid parents just move closer?

They were going to, and then you tried to frame my dad and almost got him killed by the mafia.

And then a chainsaw slasher.

Ah, yeah. Good times...