[at the end, everyone ends up sleeping at the motel]
Dan
Did you know, the actual story of Thanksgiving is a bit darker than what they teach in school. For instance-
Don
Enough! Everyone just go to sleep. Anyone still awake in 5 minutes gets a smothering.
Elise Sr.
Don.
Don
The foot is down. [turns off the light]
Dan
Hey guys, you know what I'm thankful for? Friendship.
Everybody
Shut up, Dan.
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