Dan, Timmy and others in “The Lemonade Stand Gang”

Hey, you kids! Either show me your vendor permits or get out of my spot!

So, what seems to be the problem here, mister?

Yeah, mister. What's the problem?

Quiet, Moose.

Sorry, boss.

Hey, kids. I don't mean to run you out of business, but you're kind of in my spot. So, I need to run you out of business. Or at least have you move.

We were here first.

Yeah, first.

Moose.

Right, sorry.

Well, technically, I was here first. I live here. This is where I park.

Not anymore.

I- Ahhh-I have no answer for that! [backs up his car and parks at a different spot] Children, can't live with them, can't hunt them for sport. [he walks upstairs but the Lemonade Stand Gang blocks his way]

Hey, mister. Lemonade?

I don't want any. I just want to go home. Out of the way, irksome urchins.

I wasn't asking. You're going to buy a cup of lemonade before you can pass.

Don't you threaten me, kid. I- [screams when Timmy splashes lemonade on his face] Hey!

That'll be $1.25.

A $1.25?! That's outrageous!

Pay up! Or Large Harold here will give you the deepest, longest-lasting charley horse you've ever had.

I call it a Charles horse.

First of all, I don't carry cash. Second of all- [screams and trips when Moose poses a pushup] You'll pay for this, you hooligans.

[as he and the Lemonade Stand Gang comfront Dan] Did you just call us hooligans?

[as he is beaten up by the Lemonade Stand Gang] Get off me! You ankle-biting meatballs! [arrives at his apartment, injured and calls Chris]

Hello?

I'm bruised and sticky!

Dan?

Who else? Get over here, I have a major problem with minors. [screams as there is a note thrown through the window by The Lemonade Stand Gang, he picks up the note and reads it] "If you know what's good for you, don't mess with The Lemonade Stand Gang. Signed, The Lemonade Stand Gang." Those little beasts! LEMONAAAAAAAADE STAAAAAAAAND GAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!!!!