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S1 E22

Dan Vs. · Season 1, Episode 22

Chris, Timmy and others in “The Lemonade Stand Gang”

Chris

[as he is being chased by The Lemonade Stand Gang] I don't want any lemonade! Just leave me alone!

Timmy

Then give us your shoes!

Chris

[bumps into a police officer] Officer! You've got to help me. Those kids are chasing me. They're extorting the neighborhood and they physically assaulted me. [shows the police officer his cut]

Police Officer

Is this true, kids?

Timmy

No, sir. We run a lemonade stand and he forgot to pay. We're trying to raise money to get surgery for Dolores.

Dolores

I'm not well, sir.

Police Officer

Well, that's just awful. And you were trying to steal lemonade from these sweet little angels? I ought to arrest you right now.

Chris

No, you don't understand!

Police Officer

Move along, sir, before I move you along. Get me? [leaves]

Timmy

Talking to the cops? Not smart. No one likes a tattletale.

Chris

Oh, well, that's, uh-- hey, look! Ice cream man! [runs off]

Timmy

See you real soon, mister.

Dolores

Hey! There's no ice cream man!

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