[as he is being chased by The Lemonade Stand Gang] I don't want any lemonade! Just leave me alone!
Then give us your shoes!
[bumps into a police officer] Officer! You've got to help me. Those kids are chasing me. They're extorting the neighborhood and they physically assaulted me. [shows the police officer his cut]
Is this true, kids?
No, sir. We run a lemonade stand and he forgot to pay. We're trying to raise money to get surgery for Dolores.
I'm not well, sir.
Well, that's just awful. And you were trying to steal lemonade from these sweet little angels? I ought to arrest you right now.
No, you don't understand!
Move along, sir, before I move you along. Get me? [leaves]
Talking to the cops? Not smart. No one likes a tattletale.
Oh, well, that's, uh-- hey, look! Ice cream man! [runs off]
See you real soon, mister.
Hey! There's no ice cream man!
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